Two Idiots and a Wrench Camo Tee

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Two Idiots and a Wrench Camo Tee

Deadwood Tree Camo | Safety Orange Logo

Built for the guys who actually get their hands dirty.

This isn’t a “graphic tee.” This is a uniform for long days, early mornings, and figuring it out as you go. The bold safety orange “Two Idiots and a Wrench” hit cuts through the camo like it’s supposed to—loud, simple, and no explanation needed.

Throw it on for work, wear it out after. Either way, it holds up.

Why it works

• Deadwood tree camo gives it that rugged, outdoors/workwear feel
• High-contrast safety orange print = visible, bold, no nonsense
• Soft ring-spun cotton that’s comfortable all day
• Every shirt has slight variation → no two are exactly the same

Specs

• 5.3 oz./yd² (perfect midweight for everyday wear)
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 26 singles (soft, smoother feel)
• 1x1 ribbed collar
• Jersey neck taping
• Tear-away label

⚠️ Pigment-dyed:
Each shirt has a unique wash and slight color variation—this is intentional.

Fit

Standard, easy fit
Not too boxy, not too fitted

Sizing